Coffee Date Coffee Cake

 I appear to have my crap together most of the time.

But seriously, life has been throwing baseballs at my face lately and I have been left deciding which one to knock out of the park.

Let’s switch to a lighter subject.

T.V.

I pretty much cannot stand when I see someone with a boat load of plastic surgery.

I mean, for me, it’s like, why would I want to change what God created? Right?

As a child, I used to hate my nose.

It’s an Italian nose. Ya know, super definitive with a little bump in the middle.

However, as I grew older, I learned to love my nose because it made me unique.

Plus, I also got a ton of compliments on how I looked just like my beautiful mother, or my handsome father and I thought…I got these features from these two amazing people so I should appreciate them.

Why I don’t understand people that get plastic surgery, that doesn’t mean that I don’t like watching people get plastic surgery.

Enter the television show, Botched.

It’s basically a reality t.v. show about plastic surgery nightmares.

It’s okay, the super hero duo, Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif have it under control.

Plus, they are hilarious.

I just want to feed these doctors…I mean, they do pretty amazing stuff.

So, today, I made them and y’all some coffee cake.

Because hello, cake.

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It’s also date sweetened.

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Plus, it’s actually got coffee grounds in it.

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 So, this is an actual real coffee cake.

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Oh, and the coconut pecan topping

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 is off tha hook.

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Plus, this cake is totally paleo.

IMG_0833That’s an automatic 10 point lead.

IMG_0834You know this.

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I mean, you just can’t say no

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IMG_0840But ya can say no to plastic surgery.

You’re beautiful.

For reaaaalz.

😉

 

Coffee Date Coffee Cake
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Recipe type: Dessert, Breakfast
Cuisine: American
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Serves: 6
 
Fluffy, thick, squares of coffee cake, spiked w/ actual coffee grounds and sweetened w/ date puree. This all gets topped off with a pecan coconut streusel and glazed w/ coconut butter. Gluten-free, paleo, refined sugar-free.
Ingredients
  • For the cake:
  • 12 large Medjool dates, pitted, and soaked in a bowl of water overnight, drained
  • 3 large eggs
  • ¼ c. granulated stevia
  • ½ c. walnut butter (or other nut/seed butter)
  • 1 t. pure vanilla extract
  • ¼ c. +1 T. coconut flour
  • 1 t. ground coffee
  • ½ t. baking soda
  • ½ t. baking powder
  • 1 t. ground cinnamon
  • ¼ t. salt
  • For the topping:
  • ½ c. chopped pecans
  • ½ c. unsweetened, shredded coconut
  • 2 t. slightly melted coconut butter, plus more for drizzling
  • 1 packet of Truvia sweetener
  • 1 t. pure vanilla extract
Instructions
  1. For the coffee cake, preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Grease a small baking dish with cooking spray.
  2. Place the drained dates in a large food processor and puree until a thick paste forms.
  3. In a large mixing bowl, combine ¾ c. of the date puree, eggs, stevia, walnut butter, and vanilla until smooth.
  4. Stir in the coconut flour, baking soda, baking soda, cinnamon, and salt.
  5. Pour the batter into the prepared pan.
  6. For the topping, combine all of the ingredients in a small bowl until combined.
  7. Sprinkle the topping over the batter evenly.
  8. Bake for 25-30 minutes or until lightly golden or a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean.
  9. Let cool slightly and cut into 6 even squares.
  10. Drizzle with coconut butter.

MANGIA!!!

Vanilla Date Zucchini Bread

It’s finally SPRING weather round’ these here parts!

I’ve waited all year for this.

Us Texan’s aren’t used to “cold” weather temps, sooooooo I naturally prefer the hotter months.

Not that I have anything against cold weather, it’s just I’d rather wear flip-flops, ya feel me?

Let’s talk zucchini bread.

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Y’all…

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this is my best zucchini bread work.

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I’m serious.

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This stuff is legit.

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It’s chock full of vanilla beans and sweetened w/ dates.

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Plus, it’s nut-free & paleo!

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Amen!

Vanilla Date Zucchini Bread
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Recipe type: Quick Bread
Cuisine: American
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Serves: 12
 
Thick, hearty squares of zucchini bread sweetened w/ date puree and spiced w/ vanilla beans. Gluten-free, paleo, nut-free, refined sugar-free, naturally sweetened.
Ingredients
  • For the bread:
  • 12 Medjool dates, pitted, soaked in a bowl of water overnight, drained
  • 2 large eggs
  • ½ c. liquid egg whites (or measurement used for two eggs, some brands are different)
  • 1 T. coconut oil
  • ½ c. coconut flour
  • ¾ t. baking soda
  • ¼ t. salt
  • 1 t. pure vanilla extract
  • seeds of 1 vanilla bean
  • 1 small zucchini, shredded
  • For the glaze:
  • ½ c. melted coconut butter
  • seeds of 1 vanilla bean
Instructions
  1. Preheat the oven to 35 degrees F. Grease a loaf pan or 8x8 inch baking dish w/ cooking spray.
  2. Place the dates in a large food processor and process until smooth.
  3. In a large mixing bowl, combine the date puree, eggs, egg whites, and coconut oil. Add in the coconut flour, baking soda, salt, vanilla, and vanilla bean.
  4. Fold in the shredded zucchini.
  5. Pour the batter into the prepared dish and bake for 30-35 minutes or until lightly golden and a toothpick inserted into the center of the bread comes out clean.
  6. Allow the bread to cool.
  7. Cut into large squares.
  8. In a small bowl, combine the glaze ingredients until smooth.
  9. Drizzle the glaze over each piece of bread.
  10. Enjoy!

MANGIA!!!